When you live an intense, active, passionate lifestyle, your hair can really take a beating. It’s with that knowledge that The Hairy Bastard’s line of handcrafted shampoos and conditioners were developed… to ensure hair that’s been pushed to the limit is replenished with the rejuvenating nutrients it needs to withstand the daily stress it goes through. The Hairy Bastard shampoos and conditioners go even one step further by entrancing those around you with their intoxicating scents, all while keeping your hair healthy and manageable, with great control and shine.
Whether the shampoo and conditioner you choose is Campfire, Grapefruit, Leather or Tobacco, you’ll feel an exhilarating rush the moment you pump it from the bottle. Enhanced by the heat of the shower or bath, breathe in its intoxicating aroma as the silky liquid transforms into a luxurious lather you create, while working it deep into you hair, mustache, and beard, providing you with a heightened experience. Feel its moisturizing properties as you take long, slow strokes, your mind transported by images of a romantic star-filled night snuggled up by a campfire in the woods. Maybe you’re lying naked in an orchard being fed sections of freshly picked grapefruits. Or maybe you’re just lying in bed, as the sweet smell of tobacco cascades through the air while you watch your man shower off from the night before. Wherever your mind may take you, The Hairy Bastard shampoos and conditioners, will surely help guide you there, again and again.
WARNING: Possible side effects of using The Hairy Bastard Shampoo & Conditioner may include lucid dreams, stroking of hands, turned heads, seduction, random sniffing, and increased manhandling. Chances are your first impression will leave a lasting one, and the only one you’ll ever need!
SHAMPOO INGREDIENTS: Water, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside, DL-Panthenol, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, PEG-150 Pentaerythrityl Tetrastearate, Phenoxyethanol, Polyquaternium-7, Rosemary (Rosmarius Officinalis) Extract, Citric Acid, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate
CONDITIONER INGREDIENTS: Water, Glyceryl Stearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Chloride, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Ivy (Hedera Helix) Extract, Panthenol, Phenoxyethanol, Rosemary (Rosmarius Officinalis) Extract, Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
DIRECTIONS: Pump desired amount of liquid into hand and massage into hair, creating a rich lather. Rinse and repeat. Allow conditioner to sit on hair for one to two minutes before rinsing.