The Hairy Bastard FÜR Cream is the latest and greatest addition to our line of men’s luxury grooming products. No other beard butter on the market even comes close to ours at transforming and soothing rough, coarse beards. Available in a 4-ounce jar, in two of our newest scents: Black Pepper and MooseKnuckle, as well as two of our best selling scents: Campfire and Leather.
Our product is guaranteed to soften your beard and hair, provide a healthy shine, all while sealing moisture into the hair cuticle; minimizing split ends, and promoting growth. Our newest scent – Black Pepper – is a real winner, and makes a notable impression. This no-fuss cream provides a weightless, minimal hold that easily washes out with soap and water, leaving no residue behind. We’re excited about this new addition to our product line, and you will be too… Guaranteed! Made with some of the the finest oils, our high quality products don’t use alcohol; which dries out the hair leaving it damaged, dull, and unhealthy.
WARNING: Possible side effects of using The Hairy Bastard FÜR Cream may include random petting, frequent smiles, torn clothing, rapid heart rates, chin biting, increased erections, and second dates. Chances are your first impression will leave a lasting one, and the only one you’ll ever need!
INGREDIENTS: Water, Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Emulsifying Wax, Stearic Acid, DL-Panthenol, Cetearyl Alcohol, Phenonip, Essential Oils
DIRECTIONS: Rub desired amount of cream between palms until dissolved. Distribute evenly throughout hair or beard, and style. For a sleeker, shiny look; apply to damp hair.