As the saying goes; “you don’t get a second chance to make a first impression,” and with The Hairy Bastard’s line of handcrafted hair & beard waxes, you won’t need one. Our goal is to ensure your beard makes a winning impression every single time. The Hairy Bastard Hair & Beard Waxes go even one step further by entrancing those around you with their intoxicating scents. Yes, you’ll feel confident and renewed with every use, and others will be powerless against your raw, animal magnetism.
Whether the hair & beard wax you choose is Campfire, Grapefruit, Leather or Tobacco; you’ll feel its impact the moment it leaves its tin and sits in your hand. As you begin to gently massage your palms together, the wax melts from your body’s own heat, allowing you to work it deep into your hair, mustache and beard; transforming it into whatever style you want. With its solid hold and healthy shine, The Hairy Bastard’s Hair & Beard Wax, guarantees you’ll never have a dry, unhealthy looking, unmanageable beard again. You’ll literally hold the power to control your beard, in the palm of your hand. And we all know how you like to be in control.
WARNING: Possible side effects of using The Hairy Bastard Hair & Beard Wax may include subtle glances (or not so subtle), envy, nuzzling, random hugs, excessive body contact, and frequent orgasms. Chances are your first impression will leave a lasting one, and the only one you’ll ever need!
INGREDIENTS: Microcrystalline Wax, Pine Gum Rosin, Beeswax, Jojoba Oil, Lanolin, Coconut Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Scented and Essential Oils
DIRECTIONS: Rub desired amount of wax between palms until dissolved. Work evenly throughout hair or beard, and style. For a sleeker, shiny look: apply to damp hair.